HOW TO BATHE A CAT

1. Thoroughly clean your toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top, so the cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, the cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which
is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
and quickly lift both lids.

8. The clean cat will now rocket out of the toilet and to the outdoors,
where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog